We departed the Perhentians a few days ago, flying out of Kota Bharu to Kuala Lumpur. In the airport, we acquired the requisite junkfood: potato chips in BBQ Curry Dude and Duh! Tomato flavors, Chokie Chokie Stix (should we really eat these chocolates, or is it too dangerous?), and some Kit Kat pieces (instructions on package: "This is a break best enjoyed in an air-conditioned place."). We passed on the large premium cuttlefish floss package emblazoned with: For Spring Festival Gift." We do hope nobody was counting on any for Easter. As we checked in, someone passed us carrying a pillow that said, "Love me Little, Love me Long." Well, which is it?
We flew on Malaysia Airlines, which is much like the Malaysians we have met: friendly and very helpful. For fun, let's compare and contrast the service we received on Malaysia Air with that on US Airways. On MA, the seats are multi-hued, with each seat a different fun shade. On US Air, the seats are also multicolored, but that's because the ground crew never cleans them (did I mention that on our trip to Las Vegas, Pam found an entire package of pretzels dumped under her seat cushion? They don't just crunch when you eat them!) On MA, they served lovely pink guava juice free of charge on a flight lasting one hour. On US Airways flights lasting one hour, we get, absolutely free, the chance to worry about where our luggage is going. In fact, US Air has the gall to make us pay for water - and it's colorless!! MA's slogan is: More than just an airline code, MH is Malaysian Hospitality! US Airways slogan (unofficial, but we learned it from a flight attendant): We're Not Happy Until You're Not Happy! Finally, when we got off the plane, a nice woman from MA gave us each a small package containing Ferrero Rochers and dark chocolates, then she said, "Thank you for flying Malaysian Air." She practically had to pound us on the backs and wave smelling salts as we got over our shock. US Airways gave us...um, yeah, I'll let you know if I think of something positive.
If you come to Kuala Lumpur, make sure you stay more than one night, because the airports are more than an hour away from downtown, where they have only oil palms as neighbors. Curious ride into the city: palm oil plantations for miles, then some sparse development, then suddenly legions of high-rises and street after street of identical homes. Weirdly, almost all of these were empty. The city itself, however, is boomtown. Glittering architectural jewels of buildings and lovely parks, with just a fringe of the lower-cost hodgepodge homes/apartment buildings. In just 150 years, they've come a long way from a backwater where prospectors searched for tin but ended up dying of malaria instead. The Petronas Towers are beautiful - shiny like aluminum, nice ribbed design, lit attractively at night; Jeff and Adam got up early to stand in line for free tickets to cross the bridge between the two towers, even though it is only on the 44th floor. Good thing they did - this weekend was the culmination of a week-long school holiday, so KL was mobbed.
We stayed at the Hotel Istana, which didn't disappoint. It looked like Ivana Trump decorated it in the '70s. Very ostentatious, but very nice with spacious clean rooms, a pool (though when it began to sprinkle rain, an earnest pool guy came running out waving a little "Pool Closed" sign and we had to get out) and a view of the Petronas Towers. The evening's entertainment was viewing the city's #1 attraction: stupendous shopping malls. King of Prussia, Mall of America, hang up your signs in shame. These KL meccas are malls on steroids: many stories, soaring atriums, more chains and brands than I ever knew existed. The store clerks were a little overinvolved, though. As we entered, they began to follow us very closely, smiling happily but nonetheless putting a chill on our shopping experience by hanging on every word, peering over our shoulders, etc. In our whole evening, we ended up purchasing a Ribena drink and two cans of kaya, a delicious coconut custard jam. Oh yeah, we are big spenders in the land of Asian plenty!
Bound for Brunei, there was much lamentation as we left the Istana for the airport after a fabulous breakfast - "why do we stay one day in really nice places and four days in rooms that smell like mildew??." It wasn't until we cleared passport control that protests died as we came upon the most wondrous store: "Country Tidbit and Candies Cottage." Here, one could purchase such indispensable items as cuttlefish floss in myriad colors and lengths (the whole collection housed in its own airtight chamber due to the smell, hence the sign on the door encouraging the wary: Welcome to the Cuttlefish Room. Which, come to think of it, could be metaphorical for the entire travel experience. You choose to go there. It takes some bravery to take the plunge. The scents are unique. Generally, the denizens want you there. And it's likely that something you eat will taste nasty.) Many buyers were also inspecting Black Herbal Cubes in large and small sizes, wife biscuits, fish cookies, coconut strips, dried fruits of all shades, durian cakes, dried and sweetened flowers, fluorescent seeds and radioactively dyed candy. Should you have a need for prunes, you definitely must stop by. They had - I am not making this up - at least 40 flavors of prunes - salted, dried, tiny, gargantuan, black, red, with pits or without, one kind for stopped up old ladies and one kind for dried up old geezers - including a bin curiously labeled "Big Lover Prunes." When I bought my pumpkin seeds, I commented to the people behind the cash register that they really must love prunes here, but I got a blank look in response. Obviously prune adoration is no laughing matter in Malaysia.
When we arrived in Brunei, immigration was concerned about one thing only: did we bring any alcohol? Oh no sir, just these hallucinogenic drugs here. OK! As long as you don't bring alcohol. Anyway, it's getting late, so I will wrap this up and tell you in my next post about our fruitless efforts to talk to the Sultan of Brunei. And they didn't even care that I'd already met the pope, who is responsible for far more than 400,000 souls (the tiny little population of the Sultanate).
Monday, March 23, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
In Paradise
I must make the same recommendation about the Perhentians that I made about Naithon Beach: if at all possible, go there. Wow. These two little islands are gorgeous and nearly deserted, which means their water is glittering; the low key native way of life continues (the fishing boats remind me of Howl's Moving Castle: colorful with all manner of useful items hanging off every square inch. We ran across one fellow two beaches over who spent a whole two days burning bits of an old vessel. Whenever we passed him, he was staring pensively into the fire, poking stick in hand. What must it be like to have a lifestyle like that: "Honey, I think I'll spend a few days burning the old boat."); the corals have been growing undisturbed for eons, the fish and general marine life are enormous and plentiful and happy.
We saw animals here we've never seen in the wild elsewhere, like blue spotted rays, yellow boxfish, hundreds of parrotfish feeding in a school, cushion stars, schools of foot-long needlefish, a three foot long barracuda, more stonefish (this time a more comfortable distance away), a grouper more than three feet long moving ponderously and accompanied by a coterie of blue cleaner wrasses (who probably feel they've hit the jackpot work-wise). And it was charming to see all the anemones of many kinds dotted with blissful clownfish of all types. Laura discovered a condo arrangement in one place: about 20 large anemones all right next to each other, packed with clownfish big and small. They must have trouble figuring out whose anemone is whose. All these were accompanied by dense clouds of tiny little fish, some of whom swam along schooling in the shape of a bigger fish. (And you thought that scene in Finding Nemo was fantasy.)
The land-based animal life is quite healthy as well, living in a beautiful loud jungle filled with flitting birds, huge dragonflies and monitor lizards about five feet long. We went for a trek over to another beach through the jungle and it was miserable - buggy, filled with mosquitoes, narrow, slippery, crisscrossed with trippable roots and platoons of army ants. We were not enchanted - until we saw the family of dusky langurs heading our way. Four sizeable gorgeous black furry monkeys with white goggles on, accompanied by a smaller juvenile. They were using the path, too, coming from the opposite direction. They saw us, paused, and then advanced matter-of-factly. They veered off the path just a few feet in front of us to eat a mushroom. We watched them eat as they checked us out, too, then they headed off into the dense jungle. Last night, we slept through the commotion of a six-foot long python wandering onto the resort grounds - it took the staff about an hour to wrangle him off the property and safely back into the forest.
At least for marine life, Malaysia seems to have figured it out: protect your pristine wild areas, people will pay lots of money to see them, and everybody benefits. They have many national marine parks, they distribute much comprehensive and easy-to-understand information to their people about why they should protect their wilderness. They also apply creativity, such as banning flippers when they discovered that protected feet make people more likely to stand on/contact corals. They also have recruited teams of volunteer divers to remove the invasive and damaging Crown of Thorns starfish from reefs. This contrasts rather sadly with Cambodia, where we took a half day snorkel trip and saw gorgeous coral - and no fish. In fact, our boat captain fished while we snorkeled and we watched his catch expire on our trip back (we went to the market in Cambodia also, and were very disappointed to find they were fresh out of fried bugs). When one is desperately poor and hungry, what else is there to do? But it's such a sad cycle.
Anyway, back to our forest hike: we reached the new beach quite mosquito-bitten and sweaty and hot, so we quickly became another uncomfortable, virtually continuous state since we arrived: salty. I think we've spent at least 75 percent of the time here damp and/or salty. We've managed to avoid serious sunburn, but Jeff has had to employ a unique sunscreen that was nonetheless extremely effective. It's always with you, it completely block the sun's rays, you can get it off with ease though it deploys in an instant and it causes no allergies: his hand (which sat on the top of his head when he forgot his hat). We're leaving tomorrow and perhaps it's for the best: we've all got itchy rashes that only a luxury hotel in Kuala Lumpur can cure.
We saw animals here we've never seen in the wild elsewhere, like blue spotted rays, yellow boxfish, hundreds of parrotfish feeding in a school, cushion stars, schools of foot-long needlefish, a three foot long barracuda, more stonefish (this time a more comfortable distance away), a grouper more than three feet long moving ponderously and accompanied by a coterie of blue cleaner wrasses (who probably feel they've hit the jackpot work-wise). And it was charming to see all the anemones of many kinds dotted with blissful clownfish of all types. Laura discovered a condo arrangement in one place: about 20 large anemones all right next to each other, packed with clownfish big and small. They must have trouble figuring out whose anemone is whose. All these were accompanied by dense clouds of tiny little fish, some of whom swam along schooling in the shape of a bigger fish. (And you thought that scene in Finding Nemo was fantasy.)
The land-based animal life is quite healthy as well, living in a beautiful loud jungle filled with flitting birds, huge dragonflies and monitor lizards about five feet long. We went for a trek over to another beach through the jungle and it was miserable - buggy, filled with mosquitoes, narrow, slippery, crisscrossed with trippable roots and platoons of army ants. We were not enchanted - until we saw the family of dusky langurs heading our way. Four sizeable gorgeous black furry monkeys with white goggles on, accompanied by a smaller juvenile. They were using the path, too, coming from the opposite direction. They saw us, paused, and then advanced matter-of-factly. They veered off the path just a few feet in front of us to eat a mushroom. We watched them eat as they checked us out, too, then they headed off into the dense jungle. Last night, we slept through the commotion of a six-foot long python wandering onto the resort grounds - it took the staff about an hour to wrangle him off the property and safely back into the forest.
At least for marine life, Malaysia seems to have figured it out: protect your pristine wild areas, people will pay lots of money to see them, and everybody benefits. They have many national marine parks, they distribute much comprehensive and easy-to-understand information to their people about why they should protect their wilderness. They also apply creativity, such as banning flippers when they discovered that protected feet make people more likely to stand on/contact corals. They also have recruited teams of volunteer divers to remove the invasive and damaging Crown of Thorns starfish from reefs. This contrasts rather sadly with Cambodia, where we took a half day snorkel trip and saw gorgeous coral - and no fish. In fact, our boat captain fished while we snorkeled and we watched his catch expire on our trip back (we went to the market in Cambodia also, and were very disappointed to find they were fresh out of fried bugs). When one is desperately poor and hungry, what else is there to do? But it's such a sad cycle.
Anyway, back to our forest hike: we reached the new beach quite mosquito-bitten and sweaty and hot, so we quickly became another uncomfortable, virtually continuous state since we arrived: salty. I think we've spent at least 75 percent of the time here damp and/or salty. We've managed to avoid serious sunburn, but Jeff has had to employ a unique sunscreen that was nonetheless extremely effective. It's always with you, it completely block the sun's rays, you can get it off with ease though it deploys in an instant and it causes no allergies: his hand (which sat on the top of his head when he forgot his hat). We're leaving tomorrow and perhaps it's for the best: we've all got itchy rashes that only a luxury hotel in Kuala Lumpur can cure.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
From Paradise to Hell and Back Again
We're now in the Perhentians, a pair of small islands off the eastern coast of the Malaysian peninsula in the South China Sea. We spent the previous two nights at the luxurious Naithonburi resort on Naithon Beach on Phuket, Thailand. It's the kind of place we seem to specialize in locating: up and coming properties that we won't be able to afford in two years. This beach, on the northwestern corner of Phuket, and only 10 minutes from the airport, was perfection: white sand, a perfect curved bay, turquoise water and exciting surf. Occasional waves were 8 feet over our heads and we had to duck under them. Lots of fish, too, though their appearances were brief and frightening. Twice when we were swimming, fish about two feet long jumped out of the water and skittered across the surface - it was scary because such antics are probably escape maneuvers from something bigger. One jumper's splashdown caused a foot-long needle fish to leap out and dash madly toward us using its tail as an outboard motor. I actually screamed because I could clearly see its beady eyes speeding at me and it came so close it could have speared my head. Cruelly cut down by a needle fish: so undignified. I can hear the stories now: "She died HOW? No, you're kidding me."
To recover, we had a Thai massage (all 4 of us) and ate some freshly cooked crepe-like pancakes with delectable bananas inside and sweetened condensed milk on top. I adore people who consider sweetened condensed milk a sauce. The fellow who fixed them for us had a food cart he towed around by motorbike and each was produced very methodically - dipping from a huge vat of impossibly yellow margarine (solid even in the tropics, I'm sure it's full of trans fats), spreading it over the piping hotplate, slapping the dough expertly into a paper-thin sheet, folding it, cooking until it was brown and crispy. After our snack, we swam in the enormous pool, then repaired to our enormous room for a shower and some TV (very very funny to see Brother Bear in thai), followed by a stroll past the traditional hammer dulcimer player, followed by watching the fish in the reflecting pools, etc. What a posh place (BTW, on the ship we discovered the origin of the word posh. It's an acronym for port out, starboard home. When traveling to/from England to India, you wanted your stateroom on port for the trip to India and starboard for the trip home, i.e. on the shady side).
Breakfast was included in the room rate and we ate ourselves silly (low cost traveling strategy: stuff yourself at breakfast if it's included). My mouth still waters when I think of the seedy granola, the yogurt we at the granola with, the crisply fried eggs with orange yolks, the pork congee with condiments like fish sauce, browned garlic, scallions, shards of fried ginger. And the fruit was exceptional: papaya, pineapple, melon carved into beautiful flower shapes. See what I mean about not affording it soon? It's a trend: we've stayed at places we can't afford anymore all over the world!! In any case, this hotel and the little town in which it is located ( a sleepy one street town with very little traffic and shady casuarina trees) are winners - if at all possible, go there. It's very convenient to get to from Bangkok - a short flight, then a 10-minute drive from the airport (the runway is situated such that planes never fly over Naithon). Here's another way you can tell it's good: it's very popular with Germans. Someone once told us that you can tell a place is good if Germans go there, since they're very demanding and picky. Not meaning to stereotype, but our experience supports the adage.
So on to the Perhentians, which are VERY difficult to get to. When we made reservations for this trip, we hemmed and hawed over whether they'd be worth it, since it would take a whole day to get there: a plane from Phuket to Kuala Lumpur (when traveling Asia on low cost carriers, you can't go to hell without going through Kuala Lumpur. KL passport control is staffed by unsmiling officers, one of whom wore a button that said, "Service with a Smile!" As Laura said, "'Service with a Bored, Disgusted Look' is more like it." ), then from KL to Kota Bahru on the Malaysian peninsula, then an hour van ride to the wharf, then a half-hour boat ride to Tuna Bay Resort. IMO, "resort" is an aspirational term for this place. Late in the day in the rain, we thought we had indeed gone to hell through Kuala Lumpur. The main open air restaurant/check-in counter/dive shop was dank, sandy, dark, the rooms were dank, sandy, dark. Happily, the AC worked and we were very tired from our 6 a.m. start, so we had dinner (including anesthetizing gin and tonics) and fell into bed. We woke to torrential rain - the fourth day of it (I knew it was bad news when our van drove through puddles that were attaining lake-like proportions.)
It's not supposed to rain like this until later in the year here. Luckily the weather gods remembered that an hour later. It cleared to reveal a cerulean sky, a gorgeous beach with granite boulders at one end, palm trees, etc. And awesome snorkeling right off the beach!! We saw fish and corals we've never seen before, including a two-foot long puffer fish. Within two hours, Jeff and I morphed from the worst parents in the world who pry their put-upon offspring from comfort to the best possible parents who introduce their children to a a deliriously wonderful tropical paradise.
Paradise does have its thorns, though. As I was wading out of the surf on our beach, I luckily still had my mask on, so I DID NOT step on the stone fish camouflaged in the shallow water. I noticed him because he looked like the large leaves that were washing around, but leaves don't have eyes, which he happened to twitch while I was studying him quizzically. We all looked at his deadly little self, then carefully walked around him. First time I've ever seen a stone fish, and we saw two more later that day, though they were in much deeper water and sitting on an enormous barrel sponge. They were counterbalanced, however, when I swam right next to a giant turtle later in the day.
To recover, we had a Thai massage (all 4 of us) and ate some freshly cooked crepe-like pancakes with delectable bananas inside and sweetened condensed milk on top. I adore people who consider sweetened condensed milk a sauce. The fellow who fixed them for us had a food cart he towed around by motorbike and each was produced very methodically - dipping from a huge vat of impossibly yellow margarine (solid even in the tropics, I'm sure it's full of trans fats), spreading it over the piping hotplate, slapping the dough expertly into a paper-thin sheet, folding it, cooking until it was brown and crispy. After our snack, we swam in the enormous pool, then repaired to our enormous room for a shower and some TV (very very funny to see Brother Bear in thai), followed by a stroll past the traditional hammer dulcimer player, followed by watching the fish in the reflecting pools, etc. What a posh place (BTW, on the ship we discovered the origin of the word posh. It's an acronym for port out, starboard home. When traveling to/from England to India, you wanted your stateroom on port for the trip to India and starboard for the trip home, i.e. on the shady side).
Breakfast was included in the room rate and we ate ourselves silly (low cost traveling strategy: stuff yourself at breakfast if it's included). My mouth still waters when I think of the seedy granola, the yogurt we at the granola with, the crisply fried eggs with orange yolks, the pork congee with condiments like fish sauce, browned garlic, scallions, shards of fried ginger. And the fruit was exceptional: papaya, pineapple, melon carved into beautiful flower shapes. See what I mean about not affording it soon? It's a trend: we've stayed at places we can't afford anymore all over the world!! In any case, this hotel and the little town in which it is located ( a sleepy one street town with very little traffic and shady casuarina trees) are winners - if at all possible, go there. It's very convenient to get to from Bangkok - a short flight, then a 10-minute drive from the airport (the runway is situated such that planes never fly over Naithon). Here's another way you can tell it's good: it's very popular with Germans. Someone once told us that you can tell a place is good if Germans go there, since they're very demanding and picky. Not meaning to stereotype, but our experience supports the adage.
So on to the Perhentians, which are VERY difficult to get to. When we made reservations for this trip, we hemmed and hawed over whether they'd be worth it, since it would take a whole day to get there: a plane from Phuket to Kuala Lumpur (when traveling Asia on low cost carriers, you can't go to hell without going through Kuala Lumpur. KL passport control is staffed by unsmiling officers, one of whom wore a button that said, "Service with a Smile!" As Laura said, "'Service with a Bored, Disgusted Look' is more like it." ), then from KL to Kota Bahru on the Malaysian peninsula, then an hour van ride to the wharf, then a half-hour boat ride to Tuna Bay Resort. IMO, "resort" is an aspirational term for this place. Late in the day in the rain, we thought we had indeed gone to hell through Kuala Lumpur. The main open air restaurant/check-in counter/dive shop was dank, sandy, dark, the rooms were dank, sandy, dark. Happily, the AC worked and we were very tired from our 6 a.m. start, so we had dinner (including anesthetizing gin and tonics) and fell into bed. We woke to torrential rain - the fourth day of it (I knew it was bad news when our van drove through puddles that were attaining lake-like proportions.)
It's not supposed to rain like this until later in the year here. Luckily the weather gods remembered that an hour later. It cleared to reveal a cerulean sky, a gorgeous beach with granite boulders at one end, palm trees, etc. And awesome snorkeling right off the beach!! We saw fish and corals we've never seen before, including a two-foot long puffer fish. Within two hours, Jeff and I morphed from the worst parents in the world who pry their put-upon offspring from comfort to the best possible parents who introduce their children to a a deliriously wonderful tropical paradise.
Paradise does have its thorns, though. As I was wading out of the surf on our beach, I luckily still had my mask on, so I DID NOT step on the stone fish camouflaged in the shallow water. I noticed him because he looked like the large leaves that were washing around, but leaves don't have eyes, which he happened to twitch while I was studying him quizzically. We all looked at his deadly little self, then carefully walked around him. First time I've ever seen a stone fish, and we saw two more later that day, though they were in much deeper water and sitting on an enormous barrel sponge. They were counterbalanced, however, when I swam right next to a giant turtle later in the day.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Using Sticker as Currency, Family Escapes Vietnam
It’s our last day at sea, and we all slept in after our dusty, long, high-pressure day in Ho Chi Minh City (the locals still call it Sai Gon – you see the space more often than not). Sai Gon was only 20 miles from our desolate industrial port at Phu My (pronounced Fu Me), but the trip took 2.5 hours along a choked road filled with milling oxen, chickens, motorbikes (some carrying cargo as large as refrigerators (!!) on the back), trucks, busses, grandmothers, toddlers, etc. Commercial signage was amusing to westerners: Hung Dung, Thank Dung. Rice paddies, orderly rubber plantations, small industrial operations and markets lined the road, as did cafes under thatched roofs where the only “seating” was hammocks. It seems that after sitting on motorbikes for hours (there are almost as many motorbikes as people in Vietnam), drivers don’t care to sit during a rest break. In every town, at least one enormous, ornate home with gleaming tiled walls and a high iron fence loomed over the landscape.
We had a “guide” whose only job was to make sure that the entire busload returned to the ship safely (we paid only for the ride to and from the city), but he talked to us en route about Vietnam history, culture and lifestyle. He was quite open about the widespread corruption – every one of those beautiful homes, in fact almost anything of any true value – belongs to government officials and their families. Our 50-year-old guide had tried to escape from Vietnam when he was 24, but the police caught him and sent him to camp to be “reeducated” for 3 years (he only knew his sentence length when they released him). He says they worked at least 10 hours a day 7 days a week at hard manual labor on a diet of mostly rice. Though he is slim today, he says he weighed half that when he was freed. Vietnamese military service is compulsory for 2 years (it was unclear if that was so for women as well; we only saw male soldiers) and the leaders believe hunger develops fighting spirit. “When you are hungry, you are angry, but when you are starving, you will kill somebody to get food,” he said. “Before battles, officers starved their soldiers for a month beforehand, then told them, ‘the enemy has food and if you kill them, you can eat it.”
Sai Gon was…interesting. Though we hid our stickers identifying us as part of a tour (ugh), hawkers still descended upon us en masse – children demanding that we buy or just donate, people asking us “why not?” when we said no thank you. We escaped for about 45 minutes by eating at Pho 24, a chain offering the ubiquitous Vietnamese beef noodle soup.
In just the few blocks it took to walk from Pho 24 to the market, at least 50 persistent people followed us – though one scored when we purchased an absurdly expensive but delectable bag of freshly baked cookies. Our “guide” had told us that Vietnam receives a low number of tourists and has widespread poverty, so I can understand the motivation. Still, we felt under siege. We bargained for a few souvenirs at the market, though as always, our space is very limited due to our carry-on-only-no-checked-bags policy. After exiting the market, we struck a deal with 4 rickshaw drivers (one-person rickshaws) to take us to the Vietnam War museum – 400,000. Lovely ride past memorials, nice parks, though much of Saigon is rundown (should you visit, be very careful crossing the streets – no crossing signals and continuous traffic both large and small.) But oh darn!!! The museum was closed for lunch! Our drivers’ reactions were pretty easy to read: they knew it was closed before we hopped aboard. For the same price, they instead wanted to show us a few sights, then drop us back at the bus station. Okay, sounds good, though we made very sure of the terms before agreeing to the extended tour. The extended tour combined delight with terror – delight over the many sights, terror over how close we came to speeding busses, zippy motorbikes, meandering motorized food carts, etc. It was the Sai Gon version of our petrifying Beijing bike adventure. “Oh, NO. THAT BUS IS GOING TO RUN ME OVER! Thank God it missed by inches, but WHAT’S THAT COMING TOWARD US NOW??” Laura’s driver did, in fact, have a little fender bender, tapping the motorbike of a woman ahead of him who gave him what for after she inspected the slight ding. Geez lady, it blends in with all the other dents and scratches already decorating your ride! Cool your jets!
Everybody reading this knows the end to this story: when the ride concluded, they immediately demanded 4 times the agreed upon price, saying that the cost had been for one person only (though we had taken care to ask if that was for all of us)!!!! We countered with 2 times the price, due to the round trip, but absolutely no more. Immediate shouting, refusal to take the money, outrageous lying on everyone’s parts (“I have a dozen children to feed!!” “This is all the money we have!!” and so on), my tucking the dong into the cushions of one of the rickshaws (just realized that sounds a little risqué, but we’re talking currency), one driver plucking them out again and throwing them at our feet, the four of us walking away, etc. Jeff finally paid a few hundred thousand more and they gave up. Jeff felt terrible, but I reminded him that we hadn’t even bargained the price down for the rides, so they were making a relative fortune to begin with. Suffice to say, we were glad to resurrect our stickers, climb aboard our bus and leave. Our day in Sai Gon ranks among the top in all of our travels for bald profiteering, scheming to defraud, plotting to loot, attempting to pickpocket, sheer annoyance, etc. No offense to those Vietnam fans out there, but I’m not hurrying back.
For a complete about face, I then proceeded to win a bottle of champagne for my swing dancing skills at the ship’s ballroom dancing class. Talk about cultural whiplash.
Later…not sure how much later, because I can’t even keep track of the day of the week anymore, not that I’m complaining: We are now lounging in a beautiful Thai resort tucked away on an undeveloped stretch of Phuket, having debarked in Laem Chagang near Bangkok. But I’ll have to write about that –and our final cruise stop in Cambodia -tomorrow on our much cheaper internet time. It’s been a long day and I’m pretty bushed after our lovely dinner on the beach eating delicious Thai food and watching the sun set over the water. Ahhh. What a nice change. When we walked across the road to our dinner location in bare feet, one smiling Thai cab driver reclining on the hood of his car asked if we needed a taxi, but when we politely declined, he wished us a good evening. And it was.
We had a “guide” whose only job was to make sure that the entire busload returned to the ship safely (we paid only for the ride to and from the city), but he talked to us en route about Vietnam history, culture and lifestyle. He was quite open about the widespread corruption – every one of those beautiful homes, in fact almost anything of any true value – belongs to government officials and their families. Our 50-year-old guide had tried to escape from Vietnam when he was 24, but the police caught him and sent him to camp to be “reeducated” for 3 years (he only knew his sentence length when they released him). He says they worked at least 10 hours a day 7 days a week at hard manual labor on a diet of mostly rice. Though he is slim today, he says he weighed half that when he was freed. Vietnamese military service is compulsory for 2 years (it was unclear if that was so for women as well; we only saw male soldiers) and the leaders believe hunger develops fighting spirit. “When you are hungry, you are angry, but when you are starving, you will kill somebody to get food,” he said. “Before battles, officers starved their soldiers for a month beforehand, then told them, ‘the enemy has food and if you kill them, you can eat it.”
Sai Gon was…interesting. Though we hid our stickers identifying us as part of a tour (ugh), hawkers still descended upon us en masse – children demanding that we buy or just donate, people asking us “why not?” when we said no thank you. We escaped for about 45 minutes by eating at Pho 24, a chain offering the ubiquitous Vietnamese beef noodle soup.
In just the few blocks it took to walk from Pho 24 to the market, at least 50 persistent people followed us – though one scored when we purchased an absurdly expensive but delectable bag of freshly baked cookies. Our “guide” had told us that Vietnam receives a low number of tourists and has widespread poverty, so I can understand the motivation. Still, we felt under siege. We bargained for a few souvenirs at the market, though as always, our space is very limited due to our carry-on-only-no-checked-bags policy. After exiting the market, we struck a deal with 4 rickshaw drivers (one-person rickshaws) to take us to the Vietnam War museum – 400,000. Lovely ride past memorials, nice parks, though much of Saigon is rundown (should you visit, be very careful crossing the streets – no crossing signals and continuous traffic both large and small.) But oh darn!!! The museum was closed for lunch! Our drivers’ reactions were pretty easy to read: they knew it was closed before we hopped aboard. For the same price, they instead wanted to show us a few sights, then drop us back at the bus station. Okay, sounds good, though we made very sure of the terms before agreeing to the extended tour. The extended tour combined delight with terror – delight over the many sights, terror over how close we came to speeding busses, zippy motorbikes, meandering motorized food carts, etc. It was the Sai Gon version of our petrifying Beijing bike adventure. “Oh, NO. THAT BUS IS GOING TO RUN ME OVER! Thank God it missed by inches, but WHAT’S THAT COMING TOWARD US NOW??” Laura’s driver did, in fact, have a little fender bender, tapping the motorbike of a woman ahead of him who gave him what for after she inspected the slight ding. Geez lady, it blends in with all the other dents and scratches already decorating your ride! Cool your jets!
Everybody reading this knows the end to this story: when the ride concluded, they immediately demanded 4 times the agreed upon price, saying that the cost had been for one person only (though we had taken care to ask if that was for all of us)!!!! We countered with 2 times the price, due to the round trip, but absolutely no more. Immediate shouting, refusal to take the money, outrageous lying on everyone’s parts (“I have a dozen children to feed!!” “This is all the money we have!!” and so on), my tucking the dong into the cushions of one of the rickshaws (just realized that sounds a little risqué, but we’re talking currency), one driver plucking them out again and throwing them at our feet, the four of us walking away, etc. Jeff finally paid a few hundred thousand more and they gave up. Jeff felt terrible, but I reminded him that we hadn’t even bargained the price down for the rides, so they were making a relative fortune to begin with. Suffice to say, we were glad to resurrect our stickers, climb aboard our bus and leave. Our day in Sai Gon ranks among the top in all of our travels for bald profiteering, scheming to defraud, plotting to loot, attempting to pickpocket, sheer annoyance, etc. No offense to those Vietnam fans out there, but I’m not hurrying back.
For a complete about face, I then proceeded to win a bottle of champagne for my swing dancing skills at the ship’s ballroom dancing class. Talk about cultural whiplash.
Later…not sure how much later, because I can’t even keep track of the day of the week anymore, not that I’m complaining: We are now lounging in a beautiful Thai resort tucked away on an undeveloped stretch of Phuket, having debarked in Laem Chagang near Bangkok. But I’ll have to write about that –and our final cruise stop in Cambodia -tomorrow on our much cheaper internet time. It’s been a long day and I’m pretty bushed after our lovely dinner on the beach eating delicious Thai food and watching the sun set over the water. Ahhh. What a nice change. When we walked across the road to our dinner location in bare feet, one smiling Thai cab driver reclining on the hood of his car asked if we needed a taxi, but when we politely declined, he wished us a good evening. And it was.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Already in Progress
Had a bit of a pause there, since we spent three days at sea. We passed through the Indian Ocean, the Java Sea and are now in the South China Sea. Though they blend seamlessly on maps, I can see why each is considered a distinct body of water. The Indian Ocean was choppy and deep blue. The South China Sea is smooth and a different shade of deep blue. The Java Sea was the most fun, since it was a beautiful smooth green/turquoise. We passed many islands (one with what looked like at least 10 miles of white sand), we saw dolphins and flying fish and many small fishing boats manned by one fisherman.
We crossed the equator two days ago, and though the ship’s staff joked that it was a wide yellow line that jolts the ship like a speed bump (not to be confused with the international dateline, a thinner blue line that barely ripples passengers’ drinks), we didn’t notice anything much. We passed Krakatoa in the wee hours and Jeff was the only one who saw it. In honor of the equator crossing, the crew did a stomach-turning ceremony that included King Neptune and Queen Neptune as judge and jury ordering copious condiments smeared all over “convicted” participants who “walked the plank” (jumped into the main pool.) to assure our safe passage. I’m sorry, I’m forgetting that they also threw enormous livers and bones and sausages and black beans into the drink as well. Being warm, the pool heated up its contents rapidly and smelled horrible within minutes. Another notable event: I sunburned my arms – including the inner creases of my elbows, which have never been sunburned ever – AGAIN. In only 30 minutes spent watching said ceremony. Oh Coppertone, how you have let me down.
We arose early yesterday to watch our entrance into Singapore Harbor, which is the busiest port in the world, and it didn’t disappoint. There were many ships at anchor in the winding waterway, and many others traveling in front of, behind, and adjacent to ours. Somebody has a stranglehold on the copious tug business in the harbor – all the tugs were named Noble Something: Noble Reliance, Noble Ace, etc. We berthed in the container portion of the port, which was a scene to behold: mammoth green cranes lurked everywhere. They rolled on tracks and stacked tractor-trailer sized containers like they were tinker toys onto huge container ships.
The weather was fine when we debarked, but by the time we got downtown and made our way to Little India, it was raining hard. Though Singapore is apparently a shopper’s paradise – an opinion bolstered by the glut of sterile shopping malls everywhere - we sightsee with our stomachs, so we followed our noses to the hawker stalls. Despite getting a little wet and being distracted by restaurant names like “Food Joint” and stores named “Superfund,” we finally arrived at the good eats. I counted one other white person in the entire place, which meant we’d found where the natives like to dine.
What a place for a birthday lunch (we were in Singapore for my birthday – thanks, Mom and Dad, for sending that birthday greeting. Via telepathy that is – did you get to Florida all right?? You can’t possibly be as pressed for internet time as we are). One could choose from roti with chicken curry sauce for dipping, any flavor of lassi one could think of, a zillion fresh fruit juices, biryanis of all types, fritter flavors that included cuttlefish, and many other dishes all served on banana leaves. Delectable, every bite, and conveniently certified safe by the dictatorial Singapore government. Even though the place was noisy and filled with vendors trying to convince you that their dish was the tastiest, it had some organization. We chose a numbered table, then walked around telling vendors what was desired. Give the table number, then sit and wait. Each one brings the dish when it’s finished and you pay on the spot. We sat right next to the roti fellow, who displayed extremely practiced sleight of hand in turning a round dough ball the size of an egg into a sheet about 18 inches wide that you could read a newspaper through - all in about 20 seconds. We have a picture of me flipping one on the griddle (it’s amazing how nice they are when you say it’s your birthday – my recommendation is make every day your birthday and see where that takes you). When we finally acquire some reasonable internet time, I’ll post the picture (along with others).
Since it was raining so hard, we saved Chinatown for our trip back through at the end of the month, and took a cab to the cable cars (the cabbie, when he found out where we were from, said, “Obama better get started picking up the pieces”). We rode the cable cars up Mt. Faber and across to Sentosa Island – this last is like Singapore’s theme park. On Sentosa, one can go to the zoo, the water park, the Jurong Bird Park, etc. Let us save you some money when you visit Singapore: skip the cable cars. Here’s what we saw: tree tops. A very very large parking lot (yes, there was a scintillating variety of vehicles, but I hear walkthroughs are free!!). A gargantuan construction site. Anybody care to hazard what they are building on Sentosa? Yes, that’s right: a shopping center. Doesn’t anybody do anything but shop in Singapore? Well, besides eating, that is. Eating in shopping centers, to be precise.
We’re at sea again en route to Vietnam, where we – gasp – signed up for a tour into Ho Chi Minh City. We dock in a very remote port and weren’t assured of local transport, so we bit and paid the exorbitant price for guaranteed transportation. I think it’s the first time ever we’ve tagged along on an organized tour. I refuse, however, to wear a sticker identifying me as a clueless rube, so they better not try to make me. In our defense, we paid for the transport only – once in the city, we sightsee on our own. Then we move on to Cambodia and Thailand, where we debark and are – whimper - on our own. I think they’ll drag Laura down the gangway kicking and screaming. What??? No buffet?? No pool?? What kind of hell have I entered???
I, on the other hand, am looking forward to being on some of those tropical isles we passed.
We crossed the equator two days ago, and though the ship’s staff joked that it was a wide yellow line that jolts the ship like a speed bump (not to be confused with the international dateline, a thinner blue line that barely ripples passengers’ drinks), we didn’t notice anything much. We passed Krakatoa in the wee hours and Jeff was the only one who saw it. In honor of the equator crossing, the crew did a stomach-turning ceremony that included King Neptune and Queen Neptune as judge and jury ordering copious condiments smeared all over “convicted” participants who “walked the plank” (jumped into the main pool.) to assure our safe passage. I’m sorry, I’m forgetting that they also threw enormous livers and bones and sausages and black beans into the drink as well. Being warm, the pool heated up its contents rapidly and smelled horrible within minutes. Another notable event: I sunburned my arms – including the inner creases of my elbows, which have never been sunburned ever – AGAIN. In only 30 minutes spent watching said ceremony. Oh Coppertone, how you have let me down.
We arose early yesterday to watch our entrance into Singapore Harbor, which is the busiest port in the world, and it didn’t disappoint. There were many ships at anchor in the winding waterway, and many others traveling in front of, behind, and adjacent to ours. Somebody has a stranglehold on the copious tug business in the harbor – all the tugs were named Noble Something: Noble Reliance, Noble Ace, etc. We berthed in the container portion of the port, which was a scene to behold: mammoth green cranes lurked everywhere. They rolled on tracks and stacked tractor-trailer sized containers like they were tinker toys onto huge container ships.
The weather was fine when we debarked, but by the time we got downtown and made our way to Little India, it was raining hard. Though Singapore is apparently a shopper’s paradise – an opinion bolstered by the glut of sterile shopping malls everywhere - we sightsee with our stomachs, so we followed our noses to the hawker stalls. Despite getting a little wet and being distracted by restaurant names like “Food Joint” and stores named “Superfund,” we finally arrived at the good eats. I counted one other white person in the entire place, which meant we’d found where the natives like to dine.
What a place for a birthday lunch (we were in Singapore for my birthday – thanks, Mom and Dad, for sending that birthday greeting. Via telepathy that is – did you get to Florida all right?? You can’t possibly be as pressed for internet time as we are). One could choose from roti with chicken curry sauce for dipping, any flavor of lassi one could think of, a zillion fresh fruit juices, biryanis of all types, fritter flavors that included cuttlefish, and many other dishes all served on banana leaves. Delectable, every bite, and conveniently certified safe by the dictatorial Singapore government. Even though the place was noisy and filled with vendors trying to convince you that their dish was the tastiest, it had some organization. We chose a numbered table, then walked around telling vendors what was desired. Give the table number, then sit and wait. Each one brings the dish when it’s finished and you pay on the spot. We sat right next to the roti fellow, who displayed extremely practiced sleight of hand in turning a round dough ball the size of an egg into a sheet about 18 inches wide that you could read a newspaper through - all in about 20 seconds. We have a picture of me flipping one on the griddle (it’s amazing how nice they are when you say it’s your birthday – my recommendation is make every day your birthday and see where that takes you). When we finally acquire some reasonable internet time, I’ll post the picture (along with others).
Since it was raining so hard, we saved Chinatown for our trip back through at the end of the month, and took a cab to the cable cars (the cabbie, when he found out where we were from, said, “Obama better get started picking up the pieces”). We rode the cable cars up Mt. Faber and across to Sentosa Island – this last is like Singapore’s theme park. On Sentosa, one can go to the zoo, the water park, the Jurong Bird Park, etc. Let us save you some money when you visit Singapore: skip the cable cars. Here’s what we saw: tree tops. A very very large parking lot (yes, there was a scintillating variety of vehicles, but I hear walkthroughs are free!!). A gargantuan construction site. Anybody care to hazard what they are building on Sentosa? Yes, that’s right: a shopping center. Doesn’t anybody do anything but shop in Singapore? Well, besides eating, that is. Eating in shopping centers, to be precise.
We’re at sea again en route to Vietnam, where we – gasp – signed up for a tour into Ho Chi Minh City. We dock in a very remote port and weren’t assured of local transport, so we bit and paid the exorbitant price for guaranteed transportation. I think it’s the first time ever we’ve tagged along on an organized tour. I refuse, however, to wear a sticker identifying me as a clueless rube, so they better not try to make me. In our defense, we paid for the transport only – once in the city, we sightsee on our own. Then we move on to Cambodia and Thailand, where we debark and are – whimper - on our own. I think they’ll drag Laura down the gangway kicking and screaming. What??? No buffet?? No pool?? What kind of hell have I entered???
I, on the other hand, am looking forward to being on some of those tropical isles we passed.
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